Stuff You Need To Know
It’s official! You don’t futz with the cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore”, even if you ARE the governor of New Jersey. Cuz they’ll lay the smackdown on you like the Jabrone you are, ya fat frickin’ mook!
“Our show is about coming to the shore and having a good time,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi told NBC’s The Today Show Thursday. “You don’t have to be from New Jersey. The shore is about getting a shore house. You can be from you know, Connecticut, whatever, New York. You come down here and have a good time.”
Snooki’s comments come days after Christie, the newly-minted New Jersey governor, said the show is an “unrealistic” and “negative” portrayal of his beloved Garden State, and encouraged Americans to vacation on the state’s shoreline despite what they see on MTV.
It’s official. Sara Gilbert, Rosanne’s youngest daughter in that horrible “Rosanne” show, is a (choke, gasp) LESBIAN! Watch for stock prices to plummet as the markets react to this startling news with turmoil and uncertainty.
It’s official. Julia Roberts did not… did NOT… rely on a spit bucket during her pizza-eating scene in “Eat, Pray, Love.” This will be an inspiration to the rest of us who ALSO eschew the spit bucket when eating pizza.
It’s official. Comcast is run by idiots. Let’s give them their own network.
It’s official. We’re a nation of morons.
It’s official. In Mexico, professional wrestling is REAL!
It’s official. Former NBA star Lorenzen Wright was found dead in the woods near Memphis.
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Did she give birth to and then smother all 8 babies the same day, or was this over a span of years?
And now you’re up to date.