Illusion? Hallucination? Whatever! Scared the Hell Out of Me!
Gail and I were leaving the parking lot at the Mall of Columbia. I was looking out my widow to the right, and I turned my head back towards the center and saw something that scared the hell out of me.
GAIL WAS JUST ABOUT TO RUN OVER A CHILD!!!
Except, of course, for the fact that she wasn’t. What I thought was a kid was actually the group of charms hanging from the rear view mirror. But for a second there, it looked just like a little kid